Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Formalities

You'll forgive me if this post is short. The nonsensical folly that plagued the previous set of Couriers is something which I have little patience for. If we are to survive, we must endeavor to be more professional, to conduct ourselves as carefully as is possible. As the employer in this arrangement, I feel it is my duty to act in a manner which protects not only myself but my team from any and all harm. Foolish risk-taking will not be tolerated, and the business of supply-running will be my primary focus.

As to that, I said before that I would explain more thoroughly the terms of our operation, and here we are.

To contact us, simply send an email to the address rainorsnowservices@gmail.com. Useful information to consider including in your email is as follows:

-Your name, your location, and means of contacting you(if you are uncomfortable sharing any of this information via email, we can discuss alternative modes of contact for this.)
-whatever threatens you(this refers to the specific Fear troubling you, as well as any other enemies, such as Fear worshipers, or lesser supernatural entities)
-what it is you would like delivered(we have considerable resources, as stated before. We can and will discuss accommodations for the delivery. If it turns out that what you need delivered is not within our means, we can discuss alternative modes of assisting you in acquiring the thing yourself.)
-who you would like the delivery made to(if it so happens that you are attempting to have something sent to someone else, whether from us to them or you to them, this also can be arranged.)

We deliver to anyone in need. This includes those referred to as "runners", those referred to as "proxies", and anyone between the two labels or otherwise. The Rain or Snow service is not discriminatory. Our goal is to lessen the stress and suffering felt by those who's lives have been touched by the Fears. It is well documented that even those who serve them suffer greatly. So our team will answer requests from any and everyone.

Having said that, it is true what Ellen said in her post, that we will not be endangering ourselves for the purpose of rescue missions. If we put ourselves in harm's way, it is for the purpose of providing other's with the means to get themselves out of harm's way. We will not do it for you. If we die, we can not longer provide our service, and that is entirely antithetical to the point of this whole thing.

We will also not be charging any money for this service, again, as Ellen pointed out before. I have the wealth to continue doing business for a considerable amount of time, and so we do not require payment. Donations of all kinds are welcome, of course, but unnecessary if none can be provided.

These are the facts. The terms of our operation are quite clear now, I hope. If there are any questions, they may be left in the comment section, or sent to our email. Again, that's rainorsnowservices@gmail.com. One of us will surely answer as promptly as possible.

-Malcolm

8 comments:

  1. From one business man to another, I suggest you put a link to this page somewhere on the blog.

    Label it 'Terms of Service' or some shit.

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    1. Take a look at the sidebar.

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    2. Indeed. There will be several more features coming to the blog in the next few weeks. Once we've officially begun taking clients and really operating, the blog will include things like a FAQ page, a recommended resources page, and a few other bits and pieces of necessary information.

      (The blog will also include one more posting member of our team, the fifth and final Courier currently under my employ. This is meant more for here than for you, though. Yes, Maritza, that means I'd like you to post soon.)

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    3. I knew you watched this thing.

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